hotbiochemist:

the pain in his eyes

hotbiochemist:

the pain in his eyes

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mollaythesassay:

damegreywulf:

iphisquandary:

cat physics

I FUCKING THOUGHT THIS WAS A SNAKE

it’s like a deflated cat balloon

mollaythesassay:

damegreywulf:

iphisquandary:

cat physics

I FUCKING THOUGHT THIS WAS A SNAKE

it’s like a deflated cat balloon

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a-big-furry-rat:

I want to see the distraught look on their faces. I would pay to see that.

a-big-furry-rat:

I want to see the distraught look on their faces. I would pay to see that.

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*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

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lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts
Vivian Ng [tumblr | twitter | society6]

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

Vivian Ng [tumblr | twitter | society6]

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

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autopilot-disengaged:

definitivelysarah:

"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit

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Things school has taught me:

tagyouareit:

dra3nei:

• Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health

• How to hate people in general
• To want to quit life weekly
• How to text/eat in class without getting caught
• Why I will never amount to anything

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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I want to taste the breeze of every great city.

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